Stupid List 1

The list of celebrity women I'd "swap denominations" for

Warning... this gets a little graphic!

Madonna - I love her tits. I've always thought Madonna had the greatest boobs and this still stands after two kids. They're a perfect handful, not saggy, just the right size. I imagine myself being summoned to Her room, where she'd strip me, tie me to the bed, and teach me how to come without being touched.

Kate Winslet - Kate has the sexiest lips in the world. I could just kiss them for ever. And she's got some flesh on her, which always feels good! She has big nipples, and a round ass, good for kneading. Didn't mind that nude scene in Titanic.

Meg Ryan - I've always wanted to know if that orgasm scene in When Harry Met Sally was what she really does.

Britney Spears - I've tried not to like her, but that first video when she's in the school girl outfit... well, I think I agree with about six billion men here when I say... hot damn, she looked good. I can imagine me with a strap on, and Britney pouting up at me saying "Ooh baby, baby"...

Helen Hunt - before she got too thin. Maybe during about the 3rd season of Mad About You. Of course, I wouldn't want to talk to her, just shag her.

Gillian Anderson - The best looking redhead ever. Did you see that Rolling Stone cover with her and Mulder in bed together? Wouldn't mind snuggling between the two of them, maybe to explore unknown territory. I know she'd have red bush. I'd be kissing Scully while Mulder was fucking me from behind, and she'd be reaching down to finger my wet cunt.

Princess Leia - In that sexy costume when she's a slave at Jabba's palace. I always found Leia to be far more fascinating than Luke. If Ben and Yoda had decided to train her in the way of the Force the Empire would have been defeated by the second movie. Then we wouldn't have had to see Ewoks. Although Leia has great hair in Jedi... mmmm, long.

Julia Roberts - In Pretty Woman. If only I had a pair of those boots... Julia has great lips, and wonderful looking skin. I could spend half the night just stroking her skin, and licking behind her knees.

Uma Thurman - in that white shirt in Pulp Fiction. But without the cocaine part. Uma would have small thighs, and a tight pussy.

Jennifer Lopez - NOT in that horrible green dress held on by gaffer tape. Maybe on that tropical island where she's doing a lot of dancing around in her undies and then she gets in the water and takes off her top...

The Bionic Woman - Maybe this is leftover from childhood, but I always thought Jamie Summers would be hot in bed. She'd be able to have bionic orgasms, with that cool noise. Then Steve Austin would come along with his bionic erection (cue noise) and we'd all be naked. He could screw me from behind like a steam train while I tasted Jamie to make sure she didn't need an oil change. Ooh yeah baby.

Wonder Woman - And while I'm on this 70's shows train of thought, Wonder Woman in that skimpy bloody outfit with her big bosoms and hot pants was definitely a winner. I could take Diana, her alter ego, home for a coffee, and make eyes at her while she peered over her glasses, and then bam, she spins around, and lassos me, pulling me into the bedroom before powerfully licking my pussy...